“My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?” KnowsYearsGivenCausesSadnessBuiltHolidayGrandmotherMy GrandmotherPassed AwayChristmas TimeThoughts Of You Author:Laura Kightlinger
“It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'” IfsThinkingShouldYearsLove YouFairsKillingSarcasticNew YearValentineValentine's DayNew Years EveKilling YourselfFunny Valentines DayAnti Valentine Author:Laura Kightlinger
“I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!” KnowsYearsFirstsMeanMotherNightSleepHappenedBoringNineNine Years Author:Laura Kightlinger
