“I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all of them. . . . I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I'll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they're gonna spend it on.” ThinkingKnowsWellsSaidI CanHelpingBitsBornBabyBenefitsDecidedRaisesCracksDiscerningBaby Born Author:Laura Kightlinger
“It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.” ThinkingKindMadeRealBigsGuyLevelsDealsEventsGayRoseBunchBagsMarchBig DealPipeSkirtsParadesCartsMachoPedalsSissyShort SkirtsSt PatrickSt Patrick's Day Author:Laura Kightlinger
“I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.” ThinkingKnowsWayUsedDrinkingBeer Author:Laura Kightlinger
“It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'” IfsThinkingShouldYearsLove YouFairsKillingSarcasticNew YearValentineValentine's DayNew Years EveKilling YourselfFunny Valentines DayAnti Valentine Author:Laura Kightlinger
“I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.” ThinkingI CanAbleRememberNightNextNamesMetsWake UpDrinkingWaking Author:Laura Kightlinger
