“I’m a farmer. We’re being held prisoner in this ridiculous fortress by a wizard who wears minstrel robes to scare his followers, and my best friend in the world is a war criminal whose double-talk is so ludicrous that the world’s best lawyer would still call it a bit much, and I’m a farmer.” HumorFunnyFantasyAdventureFarmingAction And Adventure Book:The Stone Warrior Source: The Stone Warrior