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MaryJanice Davidson is an American author born on August 1, 1969. Known for her humorous and satirical style, she is best recognized for her 'Vampire Diaries' series.

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“I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?”

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“Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.”

Want Real Boys Mess Secretary

Book:Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel

Source: Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel

“Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.”

Knows Want Spells Uncool

Book:Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel

Source: Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel

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Born: August 1, 1969
Known for: Author
Quotes: 54

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Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy NovelRelated source material

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Undead And Unappreciated: Number 3 in seriesRelated source material

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Undead and UnderminedRelated source material

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Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy NovelRelated source material

Me, Myself and Why?Related source material

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