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MaryJanice Davidson is an American author born on August 1, 1969. Known for her humorous and satirical style, she is best recognized for her 'Vampire Diaries' series.

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“Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth." "Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.”

Thinking Mind Wish Lucky Husband Losing Died Charm Urges Prize Spine Childbirth Your Husband Freaking Out Snapping Mind Thinking Lucky Charms Losing My Mind

Author:MaryJanice Davidson

“You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.”

Thinking Crazy Emotional Majors Various Therapy Sat Dull Hospitals Scare Disorder Session Cadence

Book:Me, Myself and Why?

Source: Me, Myself and Why?

“I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.”

Thinking Sweet Civilization Shoes Department Blonde Pigeons Footwear

Book:Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel

Source: Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel

“It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.”

Thinking Writing Whole Three Process Interest Loses Months Ten Pages Buying Journal Notebook Three Months

Book:Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel

Source: Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel

“The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.”

Source: Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel

“Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.”

Thinking Knows Years Said I Can Know How Happened Stupid Thousand Years Ago Do You Know Thousand Years Laura Nodding Zombieland

Author:MaryJanice Davidson

About the Author

Born: August 1, 1969
Known for: Author
Quotes: 54

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Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy NovelRelated source material

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