“It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short." ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy” NamesNicePleaseMudYou AgainLauraAntoniaNice To See You Author:MaryJanice Davidson
“My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er— really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties." "Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks.” TryingLooksHelpingFacesYoungNamesStrangeBrokeLiftsCharmingAddictEricYoung LadiesLauraGoodman Book:Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel Source: Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel
“Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.” ThinkingKnowsYearsSaidI CanKnow HowHappenedStupidThousandYears AgoDo You KnowThousand YearsLauraNoddingZombieland Author:MaryJanice Davidson
