“A girl said, 'I wrote myself a letter', so I said 'What did it say?' and she said, 'I don't know, I won't get it til tomorrow'. A boy said, 'I'm really glad my mum called me Jack'. I said, 'Why's that?' He said, 'Cause all the kids at school call me that'.” HumorLogic Book:The Hypnotiser Source: The Hypnotiser
“My mum said to me and my brother, 'Don't crumble your bread or roll in the soup'. I said, 'I don't want to roll in my soup'. Then she said, 'Eat up, Michael'. and my brother said, 'I don't want to eat up Michael'.” HumorHumour Book:The Hypnotiser Source: The Hypnotiser
