“Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.” KissingSabbathOliver CromwellMarried Kissing Book:That Book of Perfectly Useless Information Source: That Book of Perfectly Useless Information
“My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We'll be driving along in the car and she'll suddenly say, 'Ants don't like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don't like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.' -Mike Myers” MothersMothers And SonsMike Meyers Book:That Book of Perfectly Useless Information Source: That Book of Perfectly Useless Information
“A GUIDE TO DIFFERENT RELIGIONS Taoism: Shit happens. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit's happened before. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism: Shit happens because we don't work hard enough. Catholicism: Shit happens because we are bad. Christian Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so. Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock. 'Shit happens." Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Agnosticism: We don't know shit. Atheism: No shit. Hare Krishna: Shit happens - rama rama ding ding. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.” Humour Book:This Book...of More Perfectly Useless Information Source: This Book...of More Perfectly Useless Information
“Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.” Money QuotesMurphy S Law Book:That Book of Perfectly Useless Information Source: That Book of Perfectly Useless Information