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Murphy S Law Quotes

“Thank you for calling the Law Firm of Sod, Murphy, and Finagle. How can we help you?”

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Author:Wyatt B. Pringle, Jr.

“Bye bye, plane. Bye bye weekend plans. (Eve)”

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Book:How Dare You - Deadly December

Source: How Dare You - Deadly December

“Murphy's Law states that, "If anything will go wrong, it will". Positive side of this law is, "If anything good can happen, it definitely will happen”

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Author:Jiten Bhatt

“But life's taught me things can always get worse than they are.”

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Book:Troubled Blood

Source: Troubled Blood

“As per usual, trouble comes in several directions at once.”

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Book:Lirael

Source: Lirael

“Anything that can possibly go wrong, does”

Book:The Ascent of Yerupaja

Source: The Ascent of Yerupaja

“If something can go wrong, it will”

Author:Murphy's Law

“My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.”

Book:The Poet at the Breakfast-table

Source: The Poet at the Breakfast-table

“When you’re kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back—the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy’s Law.”

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Book:Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

Source: Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

“Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.”

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Book:That Book of Perfectly Useless Information

Source: That Book of Perfectly Useless Information

“Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.”

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Book:Live Echoes

Source: Live Echoes

“Inadvertently, I had stumbled across what has been called the Harvard law of animal behavior, which is related to Murphy's law: "You can have the most beautifully designed experiment with the most carefully controlled variables, and the animal will do what it damn well pleases.”

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Book:Natural Causes: An Epidemic of Wellness, the Certainty of Dying, and Killing Ourselves to Live Longer

Source: Natural Causes: An Epidemic of Wellness, the Certainty of Dying, and Killing Ourselves to Live Longer

“Limmar Ponyets was completely a-lather when the call reached his receiver - which proves that the old bromide about telemessages and the bathtub holds true even in the dark, hard space of the Galactic Periphery.”

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Book:Foundation

Source: Foundation

“The universe won’t do this to us,’ I whispered to myself. ‘It’s indifferent, but it isn’t actually cruel.’ Perhaps I believed myself, for a moment or two.”

Book:Inhibitor Phase

Source: Inhibitor Phase

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.”

Source: Gone Girl