“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.” MarriageRelationshipBloodTearsHumourForgivenessSillySignContractSeal Author:Natalya Vorobyova
“I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.” AttitudeHumourAngerAnger ManagementHelmetWordplayTantrumsWear Author:Natalya Vorobyova
“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.” LoveFunnyHateHumourGunSillyBitterBreakupAnimosityToilet PaperPicturesDoormatExAutographTarget PracticeCustomized Author:Natalya Vorobyova