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Famous Neil Simon Quotes
“All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.”
Source: The comedy of Neil Simon
“Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.”
“I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.”
Source: The comedy of Neil Simon
“There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.”