“If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.” IfsWould BeAdviceSellingExpertsBuyingBuying Stocks Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.” IfsLiteratureLeftChanceNumbersManagementDisasterSufficientLayersAssured Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.” IfsIdeasLawWinningNumbersMillionsStandardsDollarsBottomContractsGood IdeasConformProposalMillion DollarsCanyonsGrand CanyonThickness Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.” IfsNeedsLiteratureAdvertising Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.” IfsTodayHalfTomorrowYesterdaySupposed To Be Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.” IfsMadeDoneEarthLiteratureTwentiesManagers Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
