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Famous P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
Source: A Wodehouse Bestiary
Source: Uneasy Money
“The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.”
Source: The World of Jeeves: (Jeeves & Wooster)
“I always advise people never to give advice.”
Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
Source: Right Ho, Jeeves
“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
Source: The Most Of P.G. Wodehouse