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“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.”

Humor Manners Etiquette

Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

“PJ's suggested chant, for pointless protest marches: "Five, four, three, two. We don't have a doggone clue!”

Humor Protest Pointless Clueless

Book:Peace Kills: America's Fun New Imperialism

Source: Peace Kills: America's Fun New Imperialism

“The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, "branches" since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks.”

Humor Government Politics Branches

Book:Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

Source: Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government