“Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.”
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Famous Patton Oswalt Quotes
“I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.”
“We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.”
“If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.”
Source: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt
Source: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt
