“A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.” KnowsBabyHaving A Baby Author:Paul Mooney
“No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming.” KnowsMayAnimalWonderCircusChimpanzeesGorillas Author:Paul Mooney
“People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal.” PeopleKnowsMenDoeRealAmericaFacesUsedWhiteDealsPiecesPaperWorshipGreenWealthyHospitalsWhite Man Author:Paul Mooney
“You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.” IfsKnowsMotherWho You AreCome UpBotherNun Author:Paul Mooney
“When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want to create you and mold you.” KnowsWantRealDangerousHollywoodWho You AreMoldDangerous Things Author:Paul Mooney
“A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.” KnowsDirtBrooms Author:Paul Mooney