“I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!” ShowsGuySufferingStealingBreadOver ItGet OverToastsLes Miz Author:Paul Rudnick
“Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h'ors d'ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.” PeopleYearsSaidReasonPlayHomePainWaitingSidesBreakTakenLandDrinkDecidedHotSellsSticksGolfBreadIndianVillageCan NotTribesThey SaidThanksgivingMobileDegradationPilgrimReservationsFamily ValuesBraceletCardigans Author:Paul Rudnick
