“And so I continue in borderline poverty, save for my one indulgence, no, my single absolute necessity: I take cabs. Yes, on occasion, when I wish to see what people with unpleasant skin conditions are wearing, I do take the subway. I have never, I am proud to say, taken the bus, because people who take the bus have given up.” PeopleGivenWishPovertyTakenConditionsProudSkinsAbsolutesOccasionsBusIndulgenceGiven UpSubwayCabBorderline Book:I Shudder: And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey Source: I Shudder: And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey
“Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.” PeopleChildrenHelpingTakenHelping OthersMuseumsBroadwayHelping Other PeopleFelonsBroadway Musical Author:Paul Rudnick
“I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.” PeopleIfsHateRolesGayModelsSupposed To BeRole Models Author:Paul Rudnick
“Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h'ors d'ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.” PeopleYearsSaidReasonPlayHomePainWaitingSidesBreakTakenLandDrinkDecidedHotSellsSticksGolfBreadIndianVillageCan NotTribesThey SaidThanksgivingMobileDegradationPilgrimReservationsFamily ValuesBraceletCardigans Author:Paul Rudnick
“I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is delicious and has no calories. Please, you want a brunette with a sense of humor, a doctorate and HIV-negative status? Good luck, honey. Love isn't so frequent that you can put conditions on it.” PeopleThinkingWantPerfectLove IsConditionsPleaseNegativeLuckMiserableSense Of HumorHoneyDeliciousGood LuckHivCaloriesBrunetteChecklistsDoctorates Author:Paul Rudnick
“Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.” PeopleYearsFourGayLabelsFour YearsGay PeopleBashers Author:Paul Rudnick
