“Tell her. Confess. If I told her now, she might not give me cake. Daniel, confess. But... cake. No cake until you confess. Shit.” HumorRomanceSweet Book:Marriage of Inconvenience Source: Marriage of Inconvenience
“What's his full name again?" Seamus was rubbing his chin. Dan hesitated, glancing at me and then away. "Bark Wahlberg," he grumbled.” HumorDogSweet Book:Marriage of Inconvenience Source: Marriage of Inconvenience
“This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or your penis claims wrong number or misdial or no hablo Ingles. It's infuriating, and it's called genital call me maybe.” LoveHumorFunnyHumour Book:Love Hacked Source: Love Hacked
“But still, big fucking kaboom. The earth shook, the angels sang, the heavens opened. St. Pete tossed me a high-five. He might’ve winked—dirty old bird—and I might’ve also forgotten my name.” HumorRomanceSex Book:Marriage of Inconvenience Source: Marriage of Inconvenience