“Maximum sentence length: seventeen words. Minimum:one No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly. Make sure each sentence is at least four words longer or shorter than the one before it.” NeedsFourUglySentencesDefinedIdiotLengthMinimumMaximumSeventeenPunctuation Author:Richard Hugo
“Assuming you can write clear English sentences, give up all worry about communication. If you want to communicate, use the telephone.” IfsWantGivingWritingUseWorryClearCommunicationGiving UpAssumingCommunicateSentencesTelephones Author:Richard Hugo
