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“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but I take things on a case by case basis.”

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“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.”

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“Jesus: You picked the wrong Messiah to fuck with!”

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“Jesus: Enough with the rebuking!”

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“We are immortal for as long as we live.”

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