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Famous Rip Taylor Quotes
“I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.”
“I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.”
“I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.”
“Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.”