“Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!”
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Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor, born Ralph Edward Taylor, is an American actor, comedian, and television personality. Born on January 13, 1935, he is known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills. Taylor has had a rich career in television and film, appearing in numerous television shows and movies, and hosting several television programs. more
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