“If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.” IfsOpinionAdultsPantsWeirdo Author:Rob Delaney
“In the ambiguity and shifting playing field of adult life, I often wish I could just fill in a dot and have someone say “Yes” and hand me a chicken leg, or “No” and slap me with an old fish.” HandsWishFieldsAdultsFishesLegsChickensShiftingAmbiguitySlapDotsPlaying Fields Author:Rob Delaney
“People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.” PeoplePainTogetherSexRightsEatingAdultsConcernInvolvingSex LoveCroissants Author:Rob Delaney