“It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.” IfsLoveFeelsFacesUsedLaughingRelationshipPressesSeatsYour FaceWarmthToiletsToilet Seat Author:Rob Delaney
“It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.” PeopleFeelsTryingBodyMediaTerribleHollywoodWake UpCorporationsUndercut Author:Rob Delaney
