“It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.” IfsLoveFeelsFacesUsedLaughingRelationshipPressesSeatsYour FaceWarmthToiletsToilet Seat Author:Rob Delaney
“The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.” IfsSometimesFacesDangerMaterialsDown AndPhonesComedianLive Your LifeCiviliansStimulus Author:Rob Delaney
