“If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'” IfsMindVoiceChangedEssenceNever ChangeRobotics Author:Rodney Carrington
“I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.” IfsWould BeComedyHardestIf I CouldHardest Thing Author:Rodney Carrington
“I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.” IfsWantI CanJobsStageGoes OnDrinkBeerGreat Job Author:Rodney Carrington
“You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.” IfsWayRight WayMalicious Author:Rodney Carrington