“I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.”
“I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.”
“Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering' you none.”
“You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.”
“And finally Winter, with its bitin', and whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.”