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Scott Dikkers

Scott Dikkers Books

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Scott Dikkers, born in 1965, is an accomplished writer known for his unique and humorous writing style.

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“That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn't think anything of it.”

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“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”

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“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”

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“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”

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“Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.”

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“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

Ifs Levels Safe Boss Primitive Workplace Jungle

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“You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.”

Should Normal Tendencies Ashamed

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“I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook.”

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“Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.”

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Author:Scott Dikkers

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Born: 1965
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