“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.” IfsLevelsSafeBossPrimitiveWorkplaceJungle Author:Scott Dikkers
“I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook.” IfsThinkingHelpingBeliefReligiousReligious Belief Book:You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day Source: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
“Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.” IfsBelieveSportsHellFailingEternityDearThanksBelieve In YouDear GodGood Sports Author:Scott Dikkers
