“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.” BelieveKidsLyingParentSeeingAtheismParentingAtheistBelieve In GodAdulthoodSantaSanta ClausBenevolentBelieve In Santa Book:You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day Source: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
“Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.” IfsBelieveSportsHellFailingEternityDearThanksBelieve In YouDear GodGood Sports Author:Scott Dikkers
