“A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.” HumorScienceInspirational AttitudeEngineering Author:Scott Edward Shjefte
“A termite walks into the bar, slowly crawls up on the bar stool and says, "I have been searching all over town and have been to bars all over, been to five just on this block, I am old, tired and in my senior years and my choppers don't work well anymore -- tell me now please: Where, Oh where is the Bar tender?” HumorBarsJokeBartendersBarstoolsTermites Author:Scott Edward Shjefte
“I have been searching all over town and have been to bars all over, been to five just on this block, I am old, tired and in my senior years and my choppers don't work well anymore -- tell me now please: Where, Oh where is the Bar tender?” HumorBarsTeethJokeWoodBarstoolsTermites Author:Scott Edward Shjefte
“As Alice may have said 'The best quotes are imaginary.” Sesame” ThoughtsQuoteAliceChasing Rabbjts Author:Scott Edward Shjefte
“When you flip a coin there is a very small but finite chance you will never ever see that coin again.” StatisticsCoinsProbabilities Author:Scott Edward Shjefte
“It is greatly anticipated that in heaven there will be time to reread every book.” BookTimeHeavenBooksTimeless Author:Scott Edward Shjefte