“Christ, Simon, do you have anything that wasn’t bought from an op-shop?” “It’s my style,” was my weak defence. “Your style says you’re cheap,” Roger told me.” StyleFriendsHumorous Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“You look good,” she said approvingly. “Doesn’t he look good, Roger?” “I can’t believe I’m not dating him myself,” Roger said obediently.” HumorFriendsTeasing Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“Hey, Roger, just so’s you know, I like guys.” And his reaction? “Crap, you’re in love with me, aren’t you?” HumorousBest Friends Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“It’s my life,” I said childishly. “And as your friend, he will always butt into it, awkwardly to be sure, and then back off instantly,” Fran replied.” Best Friends Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“You can hate me right now,” Roger said, “but there’s a part of you knows I’m telling the truth, and you don’t want me bringing it up because that means you’ll have to think about it some more. And that will destroy this little Disney fantasy you’ve currently got in your head.” TruthBest Friends Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“Don't question anything too much. Just take things as they happen.” Acceptance Book:Spirits and Second Chances Source: Spirits and Second Chances
“So what are you going to wear?” I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. “Clothes.” Gay Stereotypes Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“So, what are you going to wear?" I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. "Clothes." She sighed. "Men.” Gay Stereotypes Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“The doorbell rang, and I assumed it was Fran and Roger having come back because they had forgotten something. I took my time, lacing my boots, and the buzzer became more impatient. “I’m coming, shithead!” I yelled. Yes, I should have known better. For of course, it was not Roger or Fran. I threw open the door to find Declan Tyler standing there, looking half-insulted and half-amused. “Got a pet name for me already?” he asked.” Pet Names Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils
“When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.” HumorMarriage Book:Tigers and Devils Source: Tigers and Devils