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Sloane Crosley is an American writer born on August 3, 1978. Her works are known for their humor and unique perspective, mainly focusing on personal experiences and everyday life.

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“Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.”

Littles Book Meals Tapas

Author:Sloane Crosley

“I am starting to like LA, but the concept of a place you have to get used to so much seems a little weird to me. I have been to many foreign cities where I didn't have do acclimatize as much as I did to LA”

Littles Has Beens Seems Used Cities Concepts Starting

Author:Sloane Crosley

“It seemed more and more like something out of a children's book - the butterfly that followed the little girl all the way home to her fifth-floor walk-up. How above-the-law children's books are. Hansel and Gretel (littering, breaking and entering), Rumpelstiltskin (forced labor), Snow White (conspiracy to commit murder), Rapunzel (breach of contract).”

Source: I Was Told There'd Be Cake

“Because, ten-year-olds of the world, you shouldn't believe what your teachers tell you about the beauty and specialness and uniqueness of you. Or, believe it, little snowflake, but know it won't make a bit of difference until after puberty. It's Newton's lost law: anything that makes you unique later will get your chocolate milk stolen and your eye blackened as a kid. Won't it, Sebastian? Oh, yes, it will, my little Mandarin Chinese-learning, Poe-reciting, high-top-wearing friend. God bless you, wherever you are.”

Source: I Was Told There'd Be Cake

“Most people don't get lucky. They get human. They get crushes. This means you irrationally mortgage what little logic you own to pay for this one thing. This relationship is an impulse buy, and you'll figure out if it's worth it later.”

People Ifs Humans Mean Littles Pay One Thing Figures Lucky Logic Impulse Crush Worth It Break Up Mortgage

Book:How Did You Get This Number

Source: How Did You Get This Number

“I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.”

Ifs Trying Littles Morning Paragraph

Author:Sloane Crosley

“We've come to expect so little from online privacy measures that public displays of concern about the matter are more or less for show. Being devastated to discover you've been tagged in somebody else's photo has an air of the melodramatic about it at this point.”

Littles Matter Shows Air Security Concern Privacy Online Display Devastated Tagged

Author:Sloane Crosley

About the Author

Born: August 3, 1978
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 196

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I Was Told There'd Be CakeRelated source material

I Was Told There'd Be Cake: EssaysRelated source material

Grief Is for PeopleRelated source material

How Did You Get This NumberRelated source material

Baby Mammoth Mummy: Frozen in Time (Special Sales Edition): A Prehistoric Animal's Journey into the 21st CenturyRelated source material

How Did You Get This Number: EssaysRelated source material

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