“What do I believe? I believe in God, if he exists.” IfsBelieveI BelieveAtheismI Believe InPositive AtheismBelieve In GodI Believe In God Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.” IfsPayCompanyStupidIdiotPsychiatristLayman Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Who ever asked theses and antitheses if they want to become syntheses?” IfsWantThesisSynthesisAntithesis Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“If you do not know his language, you will never understand a foreigner's silence.” IfsKnowsLanguageSilenceForeigners Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?” IfsUseProgressLuckForksCannibal Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?” IfsUseFunnyPeaceProgressKnivesForksUbuntuCannibal Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Every bush can burn if you fire it with your imagination.” IfsWritingImaginationFirePositive Atheism Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?” IfsMenHappinessFourGamblingIrelandEntitledLeafsBad LuckIreland And The IrishCloversFour Leaf Clover Author:Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
