“Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off.” GuyNamesRocksAssComedianLegendarySnl Author:Ted Alexandro
“I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?” KnowsTryingUsedGuySexCausesTalkingWifeMonthsSixMarriedYeahPhrasesDepressingSix MonthsPatheticFunny MarriageGetting MarriedLots Of Friends Author:Ted Alexandro
“I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.” KnowsLooksI CanFunnyGuyCertainComedyShapesHeyHeat Author:Ted Alexandro
