“I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.” IfsNeedsStillsI CanLastsSpacePayFeetMilesNineHandleReportsHotelParkingMotelsValetParking Space Author:Tom Bodett
“Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something tourists like to say a lot because they've never been around so many mountains and moose before.” KnowsKidsLastsGrowing UpGrowingMountainPlatesLicenseFrontiersTouristsAlaskaMooseLicense Plate Author:Tom Bodett
