“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you that she wants to jump your bones, you're suddenly in love with her. Men are such predictable twats, honestly." I didn't bother arguing with that, because, to be fair, she had a point.” MenHumorBoysUniversityFreshmanUniTwatFresher Author:Tom Ellen
“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing texts. That's made me feel a lot better, actually." "Oh, good. Great. Glad my shit-show of a life could be of service.” HumorFunnyYoung AdultYaEmbarrassmentTextingUniShit Show Book:Freshers Source: Freshers