“There are the things that should go without saying. Throw away the milk after it’s chunky and smelly; run when something with teeth bigger than your forearms looks at you the wrong way. Maybe don’t keep a serial killer locked up in your parents’ bedroom.” HumorFunnyDarkAdviceSillyCommon SenseDark Humor Book:Between Kings Source: Between Kings
“It sounds bad to say, but I think I could have forgiven the murders” FamilyForgivenessMurder Book:Between Family Source: Between Family
“the kitchen was all black and white and red tiles; nice and gothic, except that the black and white was tile and the red was blood—lots of it. I mean, I suppose that’s gothic, too. It wasn’t supposed to be on the walls, though.” FunnyFantasyBloodKitchenGothicGoreDark HumorBlack Humor Book:Between Family Source: Between Family