“I read the first few," said Jackaby. "I've instructed my duck to just file the rest directly under P. I left it to him to decide if that was for politics or paranoia.” HumorYaJackaby Book:The Dire King Source: The Dire King
“Commissioner Marlowe stood on the platform with his arms crossed as we disembarked. He had the cheerful demeanor of someone who has been beaten about the face all night with a sock full of porridge--only even more so than usual.” HumorFunnyPoliceSockPorridge Book:Beastly Bones Source: Beastly Bones