“In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!”
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Famous Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!”
“In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!”
“A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.”
“After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.”
“In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!”