“In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!”
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Famous Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
“In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!”
“In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!”
“In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!”
Source: America on six rubles a day
“In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.”