America on six rubles a day
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“Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.”
“Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.”
“If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.”
“Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.”
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“In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!”
“In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!”
“In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!”
“A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.”
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
“After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.”
“Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.”
“I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.”
“I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.”
“When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.”
“In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!”
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“In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.”