“A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.” MenNeedsHelpingEnvyOur Family Author:Yeardley Smith
“You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.” BuildingMonsters Author:Yeardley Smith
“Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.” StillsI CanDangerDrinkAlcoholRuinsChineseSmokingProvenChinese FoodSoft Drinks Author:Yeardley Smith
“It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.” AttentionWatchesGenerationsTvsAmountDadFaultsOur GenerationAttention SpanShort Attention Spans Author:Yeardley Smith
“Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?” KnowsKindGirlBoysDo You KnowKind Of Girl Author:Yeardley Smith
“Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.” Being Myself Author:Yeardley Smith
“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.” RomancePiecesRomantic LoveHostileHallmarkFunny Valentines DayTakeoversFunny SimpsonsHostile Environment Author:Yeardley Smith
“Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.” RepublicanHumorousDemocratVotingRisenVoting Republican Author:Yeardley Smith
“Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.” YearsCoursesSportsWatchesFansMarriedRoseNew YearBowlsAvidSports Fan Author:Yeardley Smith
