“It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know? The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking??” FunnyWomenTrue Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess
“In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition.” SadTrue Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess
“Music has gone the way of food. People want it fast and cheap and they don’t care what it tastes like or where it comes from.” PeopleMusicVinyl Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess
“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.” FunnyMarriageCamping Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess
“Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.” IfsWayShouldHomeTestsEnduranceCampingWay Home Author:Yvonne Prinz
“The cool thing about being best friends is that you can make big plans even if there's only a slim chance in hell that they'll ever happen.” IfsBigsHappensChanceHellPlansSlimCool Things Author:Yvonne Prinz
“There's that thing that can happen to you when you meet somebody and you don't consider them extraordinary at all and then they do something like play the cello or write amazing poetry or sing and suddenly you look at them completely differently.” WritingLooksPlayHappensExtraordinary Author:Yvonne Prinz