“It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know? The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking??” FunnyWomenTrue Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess
“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.” FunnyMarriageCamping Book:The Vinyl Princess Source: The Vinyl Princess