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“And as their penile pain began to subside, the two men were able to form more complex thoughts, resulting in a collaborative work: the development of a worldview that might be described as “penilosophy.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?” “You’re looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?” “No. her name’s Sayvyer.” “There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“The male tax?” “Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world… Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“Oh. Well was this your first time painting a live model?” She nodded her head, with an almost guilty look on her face. “What’s it like?” “Hard,” she replied.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a capital L, he clarified. Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending not to know the concept. Yeah. The real thing. The conviction that if you had this one woman, all other women would become irrelevant. You'd never again be unhappy And you'd give up anything to have her and keep her. You've experienced that? Only once. And I haven't stopped thinking about it ever since. Tell me more. Sometimes I think that I still chase women just to forget about her. Because I know I can never have her. But I can't seem to forget about her, no matter what girl I'm chasing...No one can possibly compare.... Who is she? Delilah, Evan said wistfully. Delilah?, asked Heeb, intrigued Delilah Nakova, Evan replied, with a hint of awe and reverence in his voice.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“What’s SQ?” asked Evan. “Sexual Quotient.” “What’s that?” “Basically, it’s your odds of getting laid. Everyone has an SQ. just like everyone has an IQ.” “I’ve never heard that term before.” “That’s because I made it up.” “That figures. Finally applying your actuarial skills to what really matters, eh?”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“But despite these and many other differences, Evan and Heeb had become close friends – an improbability that could have been produced only by the even greater improbabilities that brought them together.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“At times like these, size really does matter," I point out, at I extend my ginormous umbrella over her in a way that stops any rain droplets from falling on her. My Best Valentine's Day Ever, A Short Story by Zack Love”

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Book:Stories and Scripts: an Anthology

Source: Stories and Scripts: an Anthology

“Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.”

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Book:Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

Source: Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

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