“People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I don’t smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.”
Quote by Red Skelton
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“Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.”
“I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
