“A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.”
Quote by Phyllis Diller
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
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“I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.”
“I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.”
“Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.”
“You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.”
“I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy