“They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!”
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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